IDIOMATIC GIRLS

by abclarke

“KEEP HOPE ALIVE.
OTHERWISE THEY WILL NOT PAY THE RANSOM.”

“CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME
BY CHECKING HER E-MAIL.”

“PRAISE GLORY.
SHE GOT AN A.”

“PURSUE DESTINY,
AND SHE WILL FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER.”

“WEEP FOR JOY!
HER CAT GOT RUN OVER.”

“STAY STRONG IN FAITH.
IT’S MORE ENJOYABLE FOR HER.”