KEEP HOPE ALIVE.
OTHERWISE THEY WILL NOT PAY THE RANSOM.

CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME
BY CHECKING HER E-MAIL.

PRAISE GLORY.
SHE GOT AN A.

PURSUE DESTINY,
AND SHE WILL FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER.

WEEP FOR JOY!
HER CAT GOT RUN OVER.

STAY STRONG IN FAITH.
IT’S MORE ENJOYABLE FOR HER.