The Fuck Bucket

Dear you,

About your problem and the fact that I have not addressed it yet: I think you may misunderstand. It’s not that I don’t want to give a fuck about it.

It’s that each day I get up and grab my bucket of fucks. Then I look at my list of problems, reach deep into the bucket, and give one fuck here and another fuck there. I go down that list and give fucks all the way. The issue, my friend, is when I get to you… and please forgive me, because I really do care… The issue is when I get to you, and reach into the bucket, there are literally no fucks left.

My bucket is out of fucks.

Hope you understand.



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