when I can:
    choose how I spend my time.
when I cannot:
    choose to be content with how I spend my time.

Uberserfs toiling.
Ubermarks coyly deny.
Ubertwits cackle.

There exists one person, such that this person plus you equals one.

The proof is left as an exercise for the reader.

Man, woman, child.
Child smiles.
Woman smiles.
Man smiles.
You smile.
I smile.