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Poems For Her #1

We are not destined to be together.
We are not lovers foretold in song.

No word of gods proclaim our union.
No golden chariots parade
Our perfect marriage across the heavens.

No promise of music ordains our kisses.
No cameras zoom to capture
Our love for iconic posters.

There is no guarantee this all works out;
No security proffered by future time.

All on offer is the prospect of work.
Of my commitment to bear the yoke.
Of your steady hand to guide the share.
As we till the ground with backbreaking labor
To plant love amongst the dirt of our lives
Until the day we die when they will say…

We were destined to be together.
Our love was foretold in song.

For the gods blessed our union
And placed our souls
Upon a shooting star.

So frenzied maestros, with our kisses as muse,
Could compose ballads
To bring hope to the world.

And of course it all worked out.
For no love was ever more certain than ours.

Give & Take

Take the good when it comes.
Take the bad when it comes.
Take it easy,
But take it.

Don’t give as good as you get —
Give the good that you get;
Take the bad that you get
And breathe as you let go.

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On Gratitude

I will be so fucking grateful
When I don’t have to be so fucking grateful
All the fucking time.

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Thought #30

Sometimes I fight the sunshine of hope
Forgetting that having planted seeds of love
Watered with trickles of affection
(And occasionally weeded of poisons)
I need but wait for light and time
To bear fruit that feeds the world.

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Five Year Plan

Comrades,

Upon the glorious completion of our last five-year-plan, I am proud to represent that our selfless serving of the people has led to a flowering of industry and population and charity and love and serenity and harmony and strength and pride and perfection, as we have grabbed the mantle of our destiny to become the premier brotherhood of the world.

Is it not self-evident that none of this would have occurred with the bold vision of our last five-year-plan!

And so I urge us to continue our brave leadership and vote to ratify the presented new five-year-plan, that just as surely will lead to a reflowering of industry and population and charity and love and serenity and harmony and strength and pride and perfection, as we maintain and further our mantle as the premier brotherhood of the world, through increasing our production of wheat from three hundred million bushels per annum to three hundred thirty four million bushels per annum.

Yours,

Your Chairman